I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and
give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some
people are just jerks.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about
fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big
weenie or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to
others - they are more messed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you
think you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a
relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there
had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I've learned that the people you care most about in
life are taken from you too soon and all the less
important ones just never go away.
Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll
appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will
happen.
If not...oh well :)